We are the Pirates of the Plains,
the Corsairs of the Cornfields. The only pirate ship of pyrite, we are The
Fool's Gold!
Left behind after a major typhoon, we are now based in
the Midwest. We are from Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin and Minnesota. You will find us marauding at movies, kidnapping kids, plundering picnics, and fooling around at fests. We've been known to drink with Capt Morgan, and dine with Long John Silver. Remember, plundering and pillaging WHILE you wait.
MISSION:
Chat with us while we look dashing and aim pointy things at the crowds. Stand amazed, while our crew walks the plank and chews hardtack at the same time. Fill our pouches with gold as we return
your favorite children, where ever you want.
We will sack your village, but do you want paper or plastic?
We will leave you with a laugh or a smile, as we wander about your event!
DISCLAIMER:
Crew members are not responsible for any lost or misplaced pouches, carriages, spouses or children. Any accusations will be answered with unneccessary roughness. All looters will be violated.
the Midwest. We are from Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin and Minnesota. You will find us marauding at movies, kidnapping kids, plundering picnics, and fooling around at fests. We've been known to drink with Capt Morgan, and dine with Long John Silver. Remember, plundering and pillaging WHILE you wait.
MISSION:
Chat with us while we look dashing and aim pointy things at the crowds. Stand amazed, while our crew walks the plank and chews hardtack at the same time. Fill our pouches with gold as we return
your favorite children, where ever you want.
We will sack your village, but do you want paper or plastic?
We will leave you with a laugh or a smile, as we wander about your event!
DISCLAIMER:
Crew members are not responsible for any lost or misplaced pouches, carriages, spouses or children. Any accusations will be answered with unneccessary roughness. All looters will be violated.
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